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FAME LA Keoki update.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:52:30 -0500

Keoki’s publicist lied to the public, why break the number 1 rule in PR? Don’t ever lie, people always find out the truth. Keoki’s agent, is on a naval base in texas; who knows what he is thinking right now. We know for a fact that Keoki is not in jail, even though his publicist said he was; this was verified by a police officer that looked into it on behalf of the promoter.

Good luck, 220 management. Is all I have to say. Someone fucked up.

FUCKYOCOUCH

So let me tell you whats happening with FAME LA...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:08:00 -0500

So let me tell you whats happening with FAME LA tonight…

First of all this is an awesome line up, dj keoki, LA Riots, Doc Martin, all in one place?

Hell yeah.

Too bad Superstar DJ Keoki wont be making an appearance. I was talking to Keoki’s publicist. She informed me that Keoki will not be making an appearance tonight; apparently he is being held in Denver on a drug charge for a probation violation he was unaware of from 2000. Keoki will not be released until December 11th.

“WHAT!” I couldn’t believe this shit..the reason I was going was for Keoki. He rocked it at Intergalactic Planetary in 2009; and he killed it at Future Gallery.

So I got on the phone, hit up Future Is Now (promoter for FAME), told him what the situation was and got them in contact with each other.

Keoki’s agent went to the extent of lying to the promoters and told them Keoki had “fallen ill” which is bullshit, hes in jail right now; according to Mellisa his representation.

Money hungry individuals is what is wrong with this community.

His manager just said, “yeah yeah he’ll show up” and took the money, probably for drugs or some addiction he has.

Let me just state that this is not the promoter’s fault, they were terribly misled and it happens to the best of us; I know because its happened to me before.. and its the worst thing to hear hours before your event. It fuckin sucks.

Just goes to show you how many shady individuals are out in the world; be careful who you trust/do business with.

At least they got Daniel riots and Doc martin! Doc martin is legendary, im looking forward to that. Caliraves will be all over this party, so be sure to get your picture taken ^.^

I’ll see you guys there tonight.

-FUCK YO COUCH

What this site will become...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:48:11 -0500

So I have owned this domain since April 20th 2009, yes thats right. 4/20 lol.

At first I purchasd it becaused I was so surprised the URL wasnt taken, I was like wtf hell yeah! I say fuck yo couch every day of my life; How can I NOT own this?!

So it was a silly image of a cat, on a couch saying: FUCK YO COUCH NIGGAAA!

Then I tried turning it into a meme, by posting the image on 4chan.org but that is just tooo much fcking work.

Then I was like “I know! I’ll turn it into a photography company!”..but fck man, I dont want to work on 2 photography companies. This sucks..

So what will it become? My blog. Stay tuned ^.^

-Onoe.

What it means to say: "Fuck Yo Couch"

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:21:00 -0500

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Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:53:19 -0500

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